Not a very good Title

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the-hunter-eren:

little-blonde-armin:

leviiackerman:

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don’t forget to register and vote armin alert for president

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Someone put up the gif of Armin with the American flag behind him please and thankyou

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hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

pulsative:

before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did 

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floraconquistadora:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

end of discussion

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in the history of ever.

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sirknightmaxy:

naegisensei:

flutterscary:

toni-tan:

oliverthegreenkitty:

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

In choir we were having a free day, so we were just laying around in a pile. One of my friends said, in her sleep,” I don’t want your airplanes.”

Once I fell asleep on my sister’s sofa while rather intoxicated, while my BiL was sat in the same room watching something on TV, and apparently when my phone slid off my chest onto the floor, I whispered in an incredibly mornful, squeaky voice, ‘goodbye phone…’

I fell sleep on the couch one time and woke up in my bedroom. When I asked my parents about it they apologized and did say they tried to move me and thought I had woken up but when I did I told my dad “Here, hang on to this…” and I handed him nothing and when he asked me what it was I said “Its a godsmack…”. I got up and moved to my room. They were so confused, as was I in the morning.

once when i was younger my sister told me that in my sleep i had apparently said “No! don’t cut off my bellybutton!”

I was mumbling in my sleep once and my mum asked me, “What did you say?” and then I said “I have to catch get the communists.” She then asked me what I was going to do when I caught them and said “I’m going to eat their faces.”

one time when I was little I had fallen alseep in my mom’s bed and I was laying diagonally across it, so she tried to move me so I was on one side, when she tried apparently I said “no no don’t push me I’ll fall off the fridge”

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jaclcfrost:

all i’ve eaten today is a handful of candy corn

starting off october right

princedorkface:

So we got new Latin books today and my teacher immediately told us to turn to page 81.

This is the original picture:

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A picture of a statue of Poseidon.

But look at some of the treasures we found:

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Rockstar dominatrix Poseidon.

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Old woman Poseidon.

BUT THIS IS WHERE WE LOST IT…

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X-MEN CYCLOPES POSEIDON

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AND MASTER CHIEF POSEIDON

barebackinq:

something so beautiful

heteroh:

matching icons for you and your friends

lostvox:

reblog if ur a dragon who is having a little bit of a hard time typing with your giant talons

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skeleton-overlord:

IM STILL WAITING FOR THE RESPONSE

skeleton-overlord:

IM STILL WAITING FOR THE RESPONSE